If Bollywood Film star work for call centers..... ... Imagine the calls.

AMITABH BACHCAN

Amitabh: Thank you for calling customer care... rishte mein to hum tumhare baap lagate hian filhaal ek customer care hain...

Customer: (angrily) I NEED YOUR MANAGER
Amitabh: Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne mere baap ko chor kaha tha.. Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne meri maa ko gaali dekar naukri se nikaal diya tha.. Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne mere haath pe yeh likh diya tha... uske baad uske baad mere bhai.. Tum jis manager ko kahoge main laaonga.

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DHARMENDRA
Dharmendra: Thank you for calliiiiingg. .
Customer: I need help
Dharmendra: main aaraahoon maa.......
Customer: I am unable to use your product... its waste and worthless
Dharmendra: Kutte mein tera khoon peejaaonga..
Customer: What!!! I need your manager
Dharmendra: (To his manager) Manager is customer ke saamne nahi naachna




SHATRUGAN SINHA
Shatru : Aaaaaiiin Kis ullllu ke patthe ne call kiya hai...
Customer : How dare you speak like that
Shatru : Khaaaamoshhhhh. .. seedhi tarah bolde issue kya hai warna... haaaaaaaaa!! !





ASRANI
Asrani: hahhaaaaaaa naya kabutar ne call kiya
Customer: I lost my invoice
Asrani : Hahhaaaaaaaa hamare jasoos kone kone mein phaile hue hain miljayegi hum angrezon ke zamaane ke rep hain..haahhaaa


Kestu Mukherji
Kestu Mukherji: Iiiiiihhhhye. ...
Customer: hi
Kestu Mukherji : iiiihhhyeee tumko ....tumko kya problem hai
Customer : I have not received my product
Kestu Mukherji : To saale (hicup) main kya karoon.. Police mien report likha...



BINDU
Bindu: Shabnam naam hai mera... pyar se log shabbo bolte hain..bolo main tumhare kis kaam aasakti hoon.
Customer: Hmmmmmmmmmmm. ....



SHAKTI KAPOOR
Shakti: AAAuuuuuu... mera naam hai balllllllllma. Thank you for calling aaauuuuu
Customer: I need your manager
Shakti: Mujhse baat karona.. Main ek chhota sa, nanha sa, pyarasa...rep hooon..




MEHMOOD
Mehmood: Ayyo Dyevi ... thank youji for calling ji.. Ayyo
Customer : I am not devi
Mehmood : Ayyo muruga... ye dyevi nai ji ... ye to dyeva hai...



AJIT
Ajit: Saara shehar mujhe Lion ke naam se jaanta hai..... May I know your name please
Customer : Mona
Ajit: Mona darling... tumne hamein call kyun kiya
Customer : (Angrily) I WANT YOUR MANAGER
Ajit: Mona dear.. Agar hum tumhe hamara manager de denge to hamein manage kaun karega....



GABBAR SINGH
Gabbar : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHA ....Jo dargaya wo maraga... batao tumhen kya chahiye
Customer : I want to buy a product from your company
Gabbar: Kitne paise hai re
Customer : $ 10.00
Gabbar: Suvvar Ke baccho ... sirf... $10.00...dhikkaar hai



PREM CHOPRA
Prem Chopra: Prem...Prem naam hai mera.. Prem chopra...
Customer : I lost my invoice I need one
Prem Chopra: Kar bhalaa to ho bhalaa..jaa apni invoice khud dhoondle




RAJ KUMAR

Rajkumar : Jaani ..... Tumhara ye call bahut keemti hai.. Ise cut mat karna
Customer: I lost my invoice
Rajkumar: Jaani... ye invoice hai.. Bacchon ke khelne ki cheez nahi
Customer : shut up.. I need my invoice sent to me in 10 minutes... otherwise I will speak to your manager
Rajkumar : Dhamki kisi aur ko jaakar dena... manager humko darasake manager mein itna dum nahi... humse hai manager... manager se hum nahi...

And at last ............ ......





SHAHRUKH KHAN
Sharukh: Thank you for kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk kkkkkkk
Customer hung up the phone....

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Source: http://www.mallikasherawatwow.com

The very prestigious Remi Award for Creative Excellence at the 40th Annual WorldFest- Houston International Film and Video Festival 2007 was won by Pritish Nandy Communications last week for its film PYAR KE SIDE EFFECTS starring Mallika Sherawat and Rahul Bose. Out of more than 4,500 international category entries, this Bollywood movie directed by Saket Chowdhury has won this trophy. It is the second time PNC has won such a prestigious award at the WorldFest in Houston. The earlier one was for JHANKAAR BEATS, which won the trophy for Best Comedy Feature in 2004.

More than 500 international filmmakers attended the 10-day festival in Houston. The Remi, named after the famous Texan artist Frederick Remington, is the among the festival's most important awards. The festival is the third oldest in North America and one of the most prestigious in the world. As Ridley Scott said while accepting his Remi Award, "Worldfest is in the business of validating excellence!" PNC is one of the only production houses to have won two awards in such quick succession at WorldFest.

"Saket, Mallika and Rahul made PYAR KE SIDE EFFECTS one of last year's most successful movies in India and we are now glad that one of the world's most respected film festivals, one that gave first honours to Spielberg, Lucas, David Lynch, Ang Lee, Ridley Scott, Brian de Palma and the Coen Brothers has chosen to recognize the film, award and validate its cinematic excellence. We are truly honoured," said Pritish Nandy, Chairman, PNC.

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Mallika gets Rs.15 lakhs per minute

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